mother fucking snakes on the mother fucking sidewalk

This morning on my commute I was waking behind a woman who had snake skin patterned tights on. Soak it in. I suppose this could be in lieu of the newly recaptured bronx zoo cobra, but not likely. People don't want to see your stumpy legs looking like two pythons sticking out from your dress. PLUS it's winter, so my guess is that you could have gone sans the tights and shown off your scaley dry legs to get the same effect. New York, you are the fashion capital, how did you allow this to happen?!